October 9, 2019

2019 Cottage Notes

Dad & I got there August 24th.  It wasn't a sure thing.  One of us (not me) forgot to renew a passport.  Fortunately, the Canadian border guard at Sarnia said she once "had a boyfriend from Burk's Falls", so she waved us through.  (Hmmm, not sure if true, but OK.)


 









That last picture is Dad & Alice (98) in Ludington, MI the day after we got back from Keywaybeek. 

The first two days were pretty good weather-wise.  After that, it was full-time windy or rainy, or both during the day.  It was too windy to fish, and the old front porch was already where I had in mind, so there wasn't a whole lot to do.  It's good that no wood needed splitting.  My sore back would've vetoed it.  We left on the 31st, right when the weather turned nice again.

Two or three days in, we got word that Holly & Kip would be arriving later on the day we left.  Other than vacuuming and burning the biffy bag, Dad & I didn't do any shutdown stuff.

OBSERVATIONS AND NEW STUFF:

The new attic ladder rope is pretty slippery and thin.  It's easy to lose your grip.  I did, then caught it, which cost me a little bit of skin on my wrist.  Not enough to draw blood, but ouch.  Better rope or grippy gloves?

The belt for the good (blue) vacuum still hasn't been replaced, or if it had, it was broken before we got there.  You can read back two years on this blog if you want the belt model number to order.  Any more mentions would qualify as nagging.

I added about 1200 new tunes to the jukebox.  Fans of Oingo Boingo, the Black Keys, Gary Clarke Jr., Courtney Barnett, Bob Dylan and Kings of Leon should be pleased.  It's at 37,715 tunes now.


There's a new winter cap for the flagpole base.  Doug said the old one had rusted out.  It lasted about 12 years, so the new one should be good for a while.  I had to buy some conical rubber washers at Home Hardware for US$1.74.  The tab for the last three years (electrical, lights, Canadian flags, washers) is at US$61.22.

The small appliances in the upstairs box were checked out for functionality.  The toaster and the kettle are still working.  The kettle is slow to boil, and the toaster is a little finicky, but they're good backups in case of future breakfast failures.  The hotplate wasn't fixable.  Too many boilovers made the contacts under the burner corrode.  It could've been fixed, but not with the available parts, and definitely not safely.


The BBQ was moved around to the driveway side out of necessity.  The wind was nuts while we were there.  On the front porch, the BBQ was almost impossible to light.  It barely worked back behind the cottage because the wind carried the heat away so fast.  I also noticed some grease stains on the new porch, and opted not to contribute to the problem.

2017
2019
I was kind of shocked to find that the back porch shelf I spent about 6 or 7 hours making, had been dismantled and replaced.  That's more time than we got to actively use it after the paint dried back in 2017 (when I also suggested it be repainted a darker colour).  I won't bore everybody arguing the merits of a semi-triangular vs. rectangular shape in that particular application.  I'll just say the following:  Doug, if your goal was to piss me off, mission accomplished.  Now that the lighting and electrical stuff is done, I'm reluctant to take on any new projects knowing that they might be undone on a whim.  Very rude, dude.

I'm about 80% sure I saw a wolf come out from around the bay side of the biffy at night.  It ran off when I said "Hello Doggie" from the porch.  (I didn't have my glasses on.)  I heard some movement out in the woods for a while and fetched my glasses and Dad's cop-grade flashlight.  It crossed back in front of the biffy again a while later, and I got a much better look. Big with a fluffy, non-waggy tail.  There was chewed up evidence the next morning that "Doggie" was after a bloody plastic bag that the wind had taken while I was barbequeing chicken the day before.

Here, have some flags:






It's Michigan State Spartans, the Scottish Royal flag, Mexico, Washington State Cougars and Pre-WW1 Prussia.  #'s 2,3 & 4 were from a garage sale enthusiast I know, who has a tendency to take a casual gift suggestion and run it into the ground.

That's about it.  Questions, comments, objections and obfuscations can all go to the usual places.

-Jim

Oh wait, here's some cat pix:


Booger standing guard (Kooky's in the background)

Kooky, Pita & Squeeky




June 24, 2019

Keywaybeek 2019

Dad and I are planning to make it up to Keywaybeek this year.  We're not sure when.  My cats' health is a lot better this year, so I should be able to get away long enough this time.  If everyone could put their dates on the Kewaybeek Kalendar (or email me), that would help us pick out a chunk of days.  We're likely leaning toward the end of August or early September.  Doug:  Is your September golf thing a home-game this year?  Carrol & Ray:  Dad would prefer we have concurrent occupancy.  I second that notion.

The only project I have in mind is repurposing the old front porch into a raised shelf thing under the chimney overhang next to the back porch.  It would be used for things that can stay outside like empty coolers, muddy shoes and wet lifejackets -- stuff that's OK getting a little wet, but is better off without the dirty splashes when it rains.  The water jugs could be moved there too, leaving room on the back porch for a chair or something.  There may also be some old small appliances in the attic that I may or may not Frankenstein® together into useable stuff.

If there are any other maintenance, or small-to-medium project ideas, please let me know.

Recently I put up a hanging light in my living room, just like the ones I put in all of the bedrooms at Keywaybeek.  It was part of my compensation for helping to clean out a garage.  (The switch is on the light, not on the wall.)  It's great for vacuuming, and future card & board games will take place underneath it.

At one point, I had a notion to put up a moai somewhere on the big flat rock area, looking directly south, as...an aid to navigation or something?
It would've been made from cinder blocks, concrete, rebar, chicken wire and stucco.  With rust as aggressive as it is up north, it may have lasted 20 years tops, because the chicken wire would fall apart.  I took a look at some old pictures and calculated that anything under 10 feet tall would be unimpressive and not worth doing.  Once I started penciling out a rough plan, I realized that the amount of concrete and stucco that would have to be hauled in and mixed by hand (shovel and wheelbarrow actually) would be way above my spine's pay grade.  That idea didn't last too long.

I imagine Dunc's idea of heaven could be something like Keywaybeek, but with a good local golf course, no winter or mosquitoes, and better plumbing facilities.  RIP & Maholo, dude.


-¥eem